Solving the worlds problems.
Oooo, this solving the worlds problems post is gonna be nasty. Simple but nasty. Lol, my solutions are usually simple but nasty. However it seems to me that the people of the world really do need a solution to all of their problems.
We could solve the housing crisis in minutes, overcrowded prison populations, crooks, cheaters, scammers, drug dealers, politicians, oh hell, anyone who works for the govt. with the exception of the armed forces, They fit into a different category. We could solve the gas and energy problem, relieve overcrowded roads, put an end to unemployment, long lines, food shortages, etc.
Solving the worlds problems for the next 50 or so years. It’s relatively simple. One half of the world kills the other half of the world. Now to be fair it should be done by country so no one loses a larger or smaller percentage than any other country.
For this country I’d start with the current prison population, those on probation or parole, those charged with a crime, those who had ever been convicted of a violent crime, those who are registered as sex offenders, any and all who work for the govt. in any capacity including state, county, city and township govt.
Next up would be anyone who had ever beat their girlfriend, wife or child, then anyone who had ever cheated the public in anyway, shape or form. Don’t ask silly questions about how are we going to identify these people? Between the FBI and the CIA they should have everything we need to know. Lol, if they don’t then your friends and neighbors will. I don’t know about you but I don’t much trust my friends and neighbors when it comes to life and death decisions. I doubt any of them would be to altruistic towards me.
Now if we aren’t to 150 million people yet then it gets a little harder to choose the next group. Heh, I got it, the people that write all those damn magazines that clog up the grocery checkout aisle. Then all the media reporters. You can keep adding your own list of people you don’t like.
No, I didn’t leave out lawyers. They were covered by the lying, cheating, stealing portion. Hell, no one will miss them anyway, Shakespeare didn’t even like lawyers and we all consider him an intelligent man. Oops, forgot, all the sick people can go to.
Now you can see how getting rid of half the population could improve your life. Actually could improve the life of everyone in the world. It’s simple. MOF, we might even be able to get away with it under the Patriot Act. Lol, and unfortunately I fall into one of the above catagories.
I don’t believe the world will be better off without me as it might have been, once upon a time. So even tho I’m considered a nice guy by a lot of people, I’d have to die. Sheesh, so now I just created a solution for the world that I no longer much like.
Yah see, that’s the problem with simple solutions, they hardly ever work out the way you think. I expect that’s how it’s going to be if congress approves a fed bailout of wallstreet. Lot’s of unexpected consequences because the solution is to simplistic.
Worse yet they don’t even know if their solution will work and they freely admit it. You sure don’t hear much talk about what’s going to happen if it doesn’t work. I suspect the consequences will be even worse than doing nothing. At least a few politicians will get kicked out of office if it goes bad.
Yep, bailout or no, I expect it will go bad.